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Mock someone

Photo : Ilustration There are 3 people drinking in a cafe, they then bet who can insult the person sitting in the back seat and he is not angry then he who wins. The person sitting in the back seat is a former wrestling champion and world panco contest 10 times in a row ... The first drunkard then went straight to the guy ... " Hi heheheh !!!! Your face is ugly! "  *BRAAAAAAAAG!!!! the man immediately punches the drunk's face and thrown up to 10 meters. The second drunk, " Hi brain shrimp !!!! Dumbass!!! Basic ......." *JLAB JLAB!!!!!  Blum finished sentence the drunkard was already lying on the floor Due to the slap of the man's death. It was time for the third drunkard, " Hi you!!!! I've been screwing your mother a lot!!!!" The people of the cafe were suddenly shocked.. What would happen to this third drunkard???? "I'm satisfied to have slept with your mother!!!!!!" Said the drunkard

Be Careful For Those Who Come Home Late

Photo : Ilustration This horrible and terrible story happened to a male staff working on the 12th floor of Graha Elnusa Jl TB Simatupang Jakarta-Selatan. On Friday night he worked late and was forced to return home late at around 21:00 alone. Up in front of the elevator, he press the button to go down. Then the elevator door opened without anyone in it. He entered and pressed the 'B1' button to go to Basement.  But for some reason this elevator instead of going down but continue to go up. The elevator runs until it reaches the 16th floor, stops and opens. When the elevator doors open, there is a beautiful and charming woman smiling sweetly and into the elevator. The male staff was astonished..... because he felt he had never seen the woman while he worked there. The woman came in and stood behind her. A moment later smelled of jasmine flowers, then he also wondered in the heart. 'who is the woman, and why is this night has not returned to hi

A Young Man And A Kyai

Foto : Ilustrasi There was a young man who was old school in the land of uncle Sam back to homeland. When he got home he asked his parents to find a religious teacher, Kyai or anyone who can answer 3 questions. Finally the young man's parents got the man. Youth : " Who are you? And is it possible to answer my questions?" Kyai : "I am a servant of God and by His permission I will answer your question." Youth : "Are you sure? While Professor and many smart people just can not answer my question." Kyai : "I will try as far as I can." Youth : "I have 3 questions, If indeed God exists, show me the form of God. What is fate? If the devil is created from fire, why put it into hell made from fire, certainly not painful for the devil. Because they have the same element. Has God never thought so far?" Suddenly the Kyai slapped him hard on the cheek. Youth : "Why are you angry with me?